Shout Outs

I made a list of shout outs to people and things that I'd like to publically recognize:

I'd like to give a shout out to:

-My M.D. for giving me 943 prescriptions; none of which work. That's truly amazing. I'm not even mad.

-To Jenna and Kelsey- For freezing your butts off with me outside the Diamond Shamrock aftermidnight because I'm an idiot and locked my keys and phone in my car... and then we had to call the Pop-A-Lock Guys..

-To Manuel, the Pop-A-Lock Guy- Thanks for breaking into my car and allowing me to drive home from Albuquerque. You're welcome for the marijuana.

-To Daisy- Your little body crapped on the floor with the force of 9 Malamutes this morning. I was going to swat you, but we high-fived instead. And I gagged 3 times.

-To Tyleen- For introducing me to wine that tastes like candy

-To Walgreens- For selling the aforementioned wine.

-To my body- For developing a recent allergy to alcohol

-To Andrew- For conversations that SHOULD be awkward and for hot lunching Jenny's water glass.

-To Cord- I've never had a boss who teased me and made fun of me as much as you do. You make me laugh and look forward to my job.

-To Lizzie Borden- For allegedly killing your parents with an axe and giving me great material for a research paper to freak out my sophomore english teacher.

-To Mr. K- For being the worst English teacher ever. With all due respect, sir, you deserved the hell we put you through.

-To LeAndra- For the stunts you pulled with the desk. And because no one makes me laugh like you.

-To Tony- For the dimple. Enough said.

-To the back fax machine- For 10 consecutive modem failures when I tried to send a fax today. I think that's a new record.

-To static electricity- For allowing me to shock myself every time I touched something today, and for making my day worse.

-To BooBoo and "Lydia"- For keeping my heart happy- and for keeping me from screaming the longest stream of profanity in the history of swearing.

-To my Girlfriend- For your wisdom and beauty. You're the most selfless person I know.

-To Jenny, Woman (Sadie), and Jasmine- For bringing a disgusting amount of laughter and 'that's what she saids' into my life.

-To the back fax machine- For 3 more consecutive modem failures. I hate you.

- To myself- For forgetting everything I was supposed to do today atleast once.

-To my brothers- You boys are the most beautiful people I know. I'm so lucky to have you.

and Finally....

-To IHOP- For breakfast at all times of the day.

**EDIT

Additional Shout-Outs go to:

-The band Union Station- For their song "I Believe", supporting a message of love and unity... and for so freely using the "N" word.

-Christina Nicole Conway- For being my best friend, for walking into her bedroom to find me in my undies (and maybe a shower cap?) playing super nintendo (in high school), for late night taco bell, evenings spent on the rooftop, for always sending me cards and stuff in the mail, for being on Reno 911, for giving me a mouth hug that MEMORABLE night at Tyler's, for memories from Varsity cheerleading (and JV for that matter), for pursuing her dreams (i dig that), for working at Tia Juana's and getting me a job there, for Freedom Fest, for being my voice when I wasn't bold enough, for always loving me, for never being afraid to belch as loudly as possible, for some of the greatest memories i will ever have.

- Fwink Fwank Fwunk- For being damn near death and fatally ill for 10 straight days, but pulling through even though he had one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave. I applaud you, good sir. And for doing all kinds of algebraic word problems to figure out that my birthday is the 14th, not the 17th.

-To Travis Barker for this amazing, life changing video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQgDY0pZ68

check it out. it's flippin amazing.

that is all.


-Lo-